I’ve been on a hunger strike, booty rotting on this ladder for 3 weeks straight. I’m not really doing it for any cause. It’s just that sometimes you gotta sit on a ladder for long periods of time. I can’t deny my human instinct to hang out on ladders. Photo by Eljay from Still1.com . Side note: Eljay was using my camera and somehow was able to take a better photo than I ever could with it. Go Eljay!
Hiya, hiya. So y’all are probably wondering where I’ve been at and why this blog hasn’t moved in so long. So, to make a short story longer, let’s just say that this has been quite the Summer. The last time I had this much fun was the Summer of 1969 when I attended Woodstock, introduced a sugar cube to my body, got abducted by space aliens (from outer-space, not inner-space) and they returned me to the year 1998, waking up smack dab in the middle of my 10th grade lunch hour eating a delicious giant cookie they sold for a buck in the vending machine, pondering on how cool my life is going to be once I get out of this venue of medium level learning. A few months later, I got abducted again and the space aliens returned me to the year 2003, waking up in a 8′ X 8′ cubicle, dressed like the dad from Berenstain Bears, supervisor rudely telling me that if I didn’t put food in the fridge then I don’t take food out of the fridge -ughh, yeah, whatever boss-dude. Then again, I was abducted and returned to the year 2010, waking up in the same cubicle, pondering about that one time I was eating a giant cookie in high school, blinding contemplating on my splendid future life. Oh Past Caleb, Present Caleb has so much to warn you about. Do not, I repeat, do not poke fun at that guy in the pink kilt. It’s not a man dress, it’s a kilt. However, do invest some money in a cute company called Build-A-Bear.
Anyways mayonnaise (I had to put those words together because they rhymed), my return to the foodie scene will come soon enough and will be harder than that perverted joke you were thinking of when I used the word ‘harder’ just right now. As soon as tomorrow you say? “Yes”, I say to that question that I said you say’d.
See y’all then.
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